Top 10 signs Bush is drinking again

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This list would've escaped my notice altogether were it not for Brent Bozell's Media Research Center for the Development of White Men Named Brent. Courtesy of Brent H. Baker:

Top 10 signs Bush is drinking again

  • "Begins every speech with, 'Dude, I'm so hungover'"
  • "Welcomed John Roberts with awkward, lingering hug"
  • "During recent speech, coughed up a swizzle stick"
  • "Now spells his name 'B-U-S-C-H'"
  • "Appointed Michael Brown head of Zima"
  • "He's been pronouncing words correctly"
  • "Next Supreme Court nominee: Johnny Walker Black"
  • "He's been asking Clinton for 'That hefty girl's telephone number'"
  • "Even the twins are urging him to slow down"
  • "Called a cabinet meeting to discuss 'Laura's dynamite ass'"
(Media Research Center)

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