You never hear about the laws Tom DeLay doesn't break (video)
"When I became the Whip, he gave me a velvet-coated hammer" -- DeLay's replacement Roy Blunt needing no help from Jon Stewart.
After a painful parody of Pete Seeger's "If I Had a Hammer," Stewart remarks: "If Tom DeLay actually did have a hammer he'd bludgeon Pete Seeger to death." (Crooks & Liars)
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