Dobson's de-gayification serum
I don't have much to add to this. Just that it somehow reminds me of repressed Victorian-era folks getting hot and heavy over ornately-carved table legs...
Brad Plumer notes, "it looks like the real comedy gold in Dobson's newsletter involves his proposed cure for the gender-confused young son":
[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."That's right. Want your kid to grow up straight? Put him in an environment where he 'cannot help but notice' other penises. Works every time." (Bradford Plumer via Justin Logan)