The real cause of Hurricane Dennis (satire)

Just in case it wasn't all making sense for you, Jeb Bush steps in and declares Hurricane Dennis the work of Michael Schiavo. "Governor Bush said that he connected Mr. Schiavo with the category 3 storm after realizing that Dennis spelled backwards is actually 'sinned,'" reports Deanna Swift. In other news, the Devil endorses Hillary Clinton's '08 presidential bid. (SwiftReport)


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