Pimp daddy Bob Novak

MediaBistro bestows the Stinky Fish award on Novak for sending out an invite "to the Human Events' mailing list offering a limited-time offer to sign up attend the three-decade-old 'Evans-Novak Political Forum' and get access to 'The Ultimate (Secret) Source.'"

The email reveals the kind of sensitivity we've come to expect from Mr. Novak:

This meeting is strictly off the record, and what is said there remains one of Washington's best-kept secrets. For more than 30 years, government, business and political leaders have attended Bob's biannual Evans-Novak Political Forum. These high-ranking officials openly discuss the most important topics facing the country, including national security, politics on the Hill, and the economy. ... You can ask them anything you want, and remarkably candid responses are given.
Hurry, seats are limited to 85 losers "to ensure the intimate nature" of this close encounter with the beltway's best working guys and gals, who in the past have included Karl Rove, Condi Rice, and yes, even Gore.

Hi, my name is Al, and I like to party. [LINK]

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