McMarriage threatened

[If you're just aching for more Rove, go here -- ED]
Because heterosexual marriage is so, like, sanctified these days, it'd be a shame if loving gays came along and roont it: "Like the song says, it’s so easy to fall in love. It’s even easier to get married, if you’re heterosexual. Actually, I had no idea just how easy until I picked up a copy of the Washington City Paper this weekend," writes Terrance Heath. "At a time when people from the president on down are ready to change the constitution to deny the hubby and I the chance to legally say 'I do,' I was intrigued by the very idea that heteros could be married on their lunch breaks and still get back to work on time. Apparently, you can be in, out and married in 20 minutes.

In the meantime, I’m thinking I’ll become virtually Canadian. If nothing else, I can pretend to be from a country that affords me equal citizenship." (Rep of T.)

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