War on terror targets lunch meat?
June 03, 2005News & Politics
In a bold move that proves that Bush's and Rumsfeld’s "Global War on Terror" truly knows no bounds, diligent terror-warriors have nabbed a prime and dangerous suspect -- sandwich-maker Cecilia Beaman, "a 57-year-old grandmother and principal of Pacific Middle School in Des Moines, and as of Sunday…a suspected terrorist." Pissed_off_Patricia comments: "See your tax dollars aren’t going to waste at all." (Blondesense)