Frist flop (audio)

"The John Bolton UN nomination saga would be funny, were it not so pathetic. In the latest episode, Senator Bill Frist announces that Bolton's nomination is dead, then meets with George Bush, then announces that it's not dead after all," writes Mad Kane. "You'd think that a doctor would be better at diagnosing. Then again, Dr. Frist was the Senator who video-diagnosed the blind Terry Schiavo as responsive to visual stimuli... time for my latest limerick [or listen to the charming Mad Kane deliver the limerick plus a couple of teasers from her Bolton parody songs...]:


The doctor turned Senator Bill,
Said John Bolton's appointment was killed.
But then Bush buttonholed him,
Demanding John Bolton.
Now Bill claims that appointment's just ill.
(MadKane)

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