Evil liberal threatens baseball

American taxpayers will be heartened to learn that Republicans on the Hill are working zealously earn their salary. Witness their efforts to save baseball from the peril of liberalism. Roll Call reports that Government Reform Chairman Tom Davis (R) has vowed to do his best to stop George Soros from buying the Washington Nationals -- a task that is unlikely to prove cumbersome since Soros is not even a frontrunner in the bidding war for the team. Nevertheless, just the mere prospect of such a sale is enough to make a good Republican like Davis shudder. As he explains it, "I don't think it's the Nats that get hurt. I think it's Major League Baseball that gets hurt."

Coming soon: Republicans amend constitution to strip liberals of citizenship. After all, there ain't nuthin American about being a pinko. [The Stakeholder via Wonkette]

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