'Semen makes you happy'

"Now I know why men don't cry at movies, care about weight gain, know when anyone else is upset, and/or crave chocolate. The answer was so obvious, the whole time," writes Meta4Life of a new study showing that the more frequently a woman's partner uses condoms the more depressed she was bound to be. She adds: "The pope's going to be thrilled! He now has actual scientific evidence to help him convince Catholic women not to use condoms." (Metaphors for Life)

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