Pete Seeger hearts Tom DeLay!

Pete Seeger's "if I Had a Hammer" was sung at Tom "The Hammer" DeLay's tribute dinner last night: "[S]ome culturally obtuse apparatchik on the Party Committee put two and two together and got 22. Makes all kinds of sense -- Hammer, hammer, if I had a.... I imagine they'd probably puke freshets of pure golden bile -- all over this land!" writes Neddie. "[I]f they had the mother wit to understand they were singing a Communist anthem about as appropriate to the gathering as the Horst Wessel Song at the B'nai Brith." (By Neddie Jingo!)

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