Britney Spears fetus files for emancipation (satire)

"The fetus is believed to have been exposed to two or more episodes of 'Chaotic,' the Spears-Federline reality show that debuted on UPN last night," writes Martha. "In a long and sometimes rambling statement from the Spears fetus (as read by its lawyer), the fetus explained, 'After spending four months in my parents' care, I am convinced that I would be better off raising myself. With the exception of being born into a prison colony for the criminally insane, I can think of no family situation more terrifying than the one I am currently in.' There has been some speculation that the Spears fetus may be planning to start an underground railroad for the fetuses of other narcissistic celebrities..." (Poopy Caca)

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