When a Hummer juuuust won't do

"[I]t seems our roads will soon be clogged by a ridiculous truck niche-marketed to men with genitalia-inadequacy issues so severe they can’t even be salved by driving a Hummer — call them the "innie crowd," writes Defamer. "Sure, this beast only gets seven miles per gallon, but it more than makes up for those shortcomings with a standard console Viagra dispenser, and failing a chemical solution to that particular problem, a staggering array of optional aftermarket strap-ons." (Defamer via the Baron)

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