Penalties for shaky cheerleaders (sadly, not satire)

"The Texas legislature is fixing to punish cheerleaders who shake their asses too much. I know it sounds like the topline for a porno script, but it is actually news," writes Roy, "this is a terrible precedent. If the Texans can regulate our cheerleaders, it's only a matter of time before they start regulating our cheerleader fantasies... and what will we have left? Disney teen movies, that's what! And I say it's not enough!" (Alicublog)

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