Fox 'terror alert van' (satire)

"'When terrorism threatens the people of central Tennessee, Fox 11 is there first... working to keep the greater Murfreesboro area—and your family—safe from Muslim extremists,' said station manager Carl Bogert, unveiling the TerrorFirst! van at a press conference held in the Terrorist No Zone in the back parking lot...'Terrorists, if you're watching, I have one thing to say to you: If you attack, the Fox 11 News team will be on the scene just minutes later.'" (The Onion)

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