DURST: Squabbling Boys in Florida

If it weren't so predictable it would be funny.

"The votes have been counted and recounted, and my opponent should just quit being a big cry baby and let the country move onto the business at hand."

"We simply want to make sure no one is left out of the process and guarantee that each and every American's vote is counted."

"We stole this election fair and square, and if the shoe were on the other foot, we'd just pack up and go home like good little boys and girls."

"Yeah, right, we'd take the same high and mighty approach too, if our brother was in charge of the damn state."

"Look. Look. You've given him another heart attack. I hope you're happy mister touch football."

"We wouldn't think of extending this crisis if we weren't concerned for the good of the country as a whole, and how did you get that boil on your face?"

"Let the healing begin now, and stop with this whining meshugana crap. So a bunch of old Jews voted for a nazi by mistake. Deal with it bubby. Shit happens."

"We are worried about certain discrepancies that have come to our attention, like that deer in the headlights look the other night, and simply wish to forestall the process until we can clear up all doubt as to the actual result beyond a reasonable doubt."

"Bite me."

"Suck sand."

Will Durst has reasonable doubts.

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