DURST: The Gun Control PR Shoot-out

The Million Moms met the Second Amendment Sisters for the Mother's Day public relations shoot out at the DC Corral on gun control, and the result was pretty much a draw. George W even got into the act by vowing to give away free gun locks in Texas, the very same bill he vetoed last year.

Here's the deal with gun control. The liberals, meaning the bleeding heart, Birkenstock-wearing, tofu-eating, NPR-listening, Volvo-driving, knee jerks, think more and more gun restrictions are necessary to ensure the safety of our kids. The conservatives, meaning the red neck, white trash, fatigue-wearing brain washed lackeys of the NRA, are determined to oppose each piece of attempted legislation in fear these little stepping stones will eventually lead to the English situation across the big pond, where the only thing more illegal than guns is a spice rack.

Meanwhile, normal everyday frozen-food eating, cable-watching, Sears-shopping, baseball-game-listening humans like you and me who believe Americans have the right to own a gun and yet still have this vague idea some steps should be taken so kids don't get accidentally killed, are being forced to choose between one of these flippo unit groups. Its like choosing between dropping a marble umbrella stand on your foot and walking head first into a lowered fire escape with pointy rivets. Lucky us.

Will Durst wishes both Sarah Brady and Charlton Heston would shut the hell up.

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