The Quiz: June -- Part 2

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April 26, 2000

Unless there are changes Medicare will run out of money Choose one: A:In 2001B:As soon as the members of the Rolling Stones make their first claimAll over those mysteriously appearing Rose Law Firm documents:A. Hillary Clinton's fingerprintsB. Bill Clinton's ketchup, gravy and jelly donut stainsC. Drops of blood with Hillary's and O.J.'s DNAChange in Republican platform on abortion called for by Bob Dole:A. A decleration of toleranceB. A decleration of pregnancy C. "Right to life" changed to "Right to control your life"How President Clinton proposed to pay for a $1500 tax credit for college students:A. Reinstating a departure tax on international flightsB. A departure tax on everyone leaving collegeC. Charging all the people rushing to leave the country to avoid taxesRecommendations by the Consumer Products Safety commission for little leaguers:A. Softer hardballs B. Nerf batsC. "Harmful if swallowed" label on glovesD. Don't get in the base paths if Albert Belle is comingE. No parents in the standsNext likely move at the Freemen ranch after the youngest children left:A. Cutting off their cellular communicationsB. Scrambling their cableC. Opening it up to bus toursA study found that heart attacks are more likely caused by mental stress than by:A. Physical stressB. Mental blissC. A lard sandwich with butter

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