The Quiz: June

The crew of Space Shuttle Endeavor inflated:A. A giant antennaB. A giant cable in an attempt to get better receptionC. The first entry in the intergalactic Thanksgiving Day ParadeD. Susie Space Gal, cause it gets lonely up there Where revenues from Iraq's oil sales are earmarked:A. To the poverty stricken of IraqB. To the poverty stricken Hussein familyC. Right back in our own friendly weapons builders pocketsD. Saddam's mustache trimmerExemption removed from the minimum wage bill that allowed it to pass:A. Companies earning less than $500,000 didn't need to pay minimum wageB. Minimum wage earners to be paid in loose changeC. You're not covered if your job requires you to utter the word "fries"A government investigation into a rash of fires at Black churches in the south found that:A. It's not a conspiracy, just racismB. It's not a conspiracy, so the government is probably in on itC. It's the will of the Lord, (the one under the sheet)D. Jesse Helms has been careless with matchesNext move to get the Freemen off their compound:A. Cutting their electrical powerB. Unleashing a gang of Jehovah's WitnessesC. Have the paper boy leave the paper at the compound entrance instead of on the front porchAccording to the FTC, Toys 'R' Us stifled competition by:A. Only buying toys that weren't sold elsewhereB. Not letting other stores play with their toysC. Abusing their amazing super powerThe country celebrated Memorial Day, a day to remember (Choose one): A: Those who have fallenB: Those who have fallen on picnics

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