THE QUIZ: July -- Part 1

Immediate U.S. response to the Dahrain bombing:A. Declare terrorism public enemy #1B. Take John Dillinger off the listC. Put photos of terrorists up in the Post OfficeD. Promise that as soon as we find a building full of terrorist we'll blow it upPresent count on FBI files the White House received:A. Over 1,000B. How many Republicans are there?C. One for every man, good looking woman and child in the U.S.How Hillary was able to converse with Eleanor Roosevelt:A. Shut her eyes and imaginesB. Kept repeating "Must see E.R."C. Chanted from the Turtles hit -- "Eleanor, gee I think you're swell and you really do me well, you're my pride and joy etcetera" over and overHow VMI and The Citadel will change thanks to a Supreme Court ruling:A. They will admit womenB. They will admit women existC. Professors will change the way they greet their students to, "Good morning slime buckets...and ladies"What you'll find on public access cable now that restrictions have been overruled:A. Sexually explicit programingB. The Look at my Crotch HourC. City Hall Forum Debate on Wet T-ShirtsD. The new game show - What's that in your pants?The FDA says that if you forgot to take your pill you can still:A. Take a bunch afterwardsB. Have him put on a condom up to three days afterwardsC. Take Prozac. It won't stop the pregnancy, but you'll feel better about it.

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