The Quiz: April

The last thing they found in Ted Kaczynski's cabin:A. A copy of his manifestoB. How he fit all that stuff into a 12x10 cabinC. The lovely and disheveled miss UnabomberD. A combA major concession to the Japanese before President Clinton's upcoming visit was a promise that (Choose one: U.S. bases on Okinawa will be closed in seven years/Unlike Bush, President Clinton will bow before he pukes)Amazing thing about Israel's reprisal attacks against Hezbollah:A. Rockets were able to hit a particular floor of a specific building in the middle of BeirutB. That it rang the bell firstC. That it won't stop Hezbollah attacksBurial procedure for Larry LaPrise, author of the Hokey Pokey who died last week:A. They put his right foot in B. They put his left foot outC. The pallbearers took his casket and shook it all aboutD. They did the Hokey Pokey and they put him in the groundE. Eulogist said, "That's what it's all about, Hey!"Only way out of Monrovia:A. Be airlifted out of the U.S. embassy B. Join the Liberian navy, see the worldC. Start your own military faction and invade Sierra LeoneThe group TV Free America wants you to turn of your TV:A. For one full weekB. Unless something really good like Family Matters is onC. Before you fall asleep, for onceD. What!? And live like Ted Kaczynski?

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