Rockie Horoscope 25

If you know your ascendant, read it too.GENERAL FORECAST: Since Spring has already sprung, you could smack in the middle of the first romantic mishap of the season. While flirtatious Venus and jealous Pluto are at each other's throats, a suspicious move from either of the parties involved can set the other one off. Venus favoring Saturn on Saturday sounds like there is a substantial offering in the offing, and the Mercury-Jupiter sextile should produce a cleverly worded apology or a concilitory phone message. Get back together so that you can watch the Oscars Sunday night. In another example of synchronicity in action, early Sunday the sun sextiles Neptune, ruler of movies, mascara and Manolo Blahniks. It should be a glamorous event and totally in keeping with the make-believe mood of the day. Further details (Mercury) about a mystery (Pluto) as the month ends, more dirt about one of those disgustingly rich and/or corrupt sports figure.ARIES (March 20-April 19)Every day in every way, you're getting closer. To what? only you know. I see fanaticism or faith, a need to believe that fame or "Inside Edition" will find you, that your artistic home movie will soon be on the Internet, that your team will make it to the Final Four. No matter how delusional people think you are, keep it up. Come early April, you'll get your shot. Until then, there are birthday celebrations to plan, garden plots to dig, miles to run, all without sufficient sleep. Ease up on drugs and drink; you're especially vulnerable.TAURUS (April 20-May 20)The Bull and the Scorpion might not be getting along while your Venus ruler and Pluto are caught in a challenging square. Throw your weight around, snort and stomp if you must, just remember that the little arachnid's bite can be deadly, especially if you're vying for sexual supremacy or are playing other power games. Better to rely on your tried-and-true talents this weekend and follow a traditional, peaceable and pleasurable path when Venus favors Saturn in your sign. This is also a go signal for purchasing items, e.g., the oak bed, that'll be with you for years to come.GEMINI (May 21-June 20)Maybe you do have a personal life lurking somewhere in your consciousness, but we won't see evidence of it this month. Everything (including the moon) is currently above the horizon, emphasizing your dependence on (or interest in) other people. Since Pluto in your Sag house of partners is not getting along with lovable Venus at the moment, chances are you'll become embroiled in their contre-temps by the 30th when your Mercury ruler is drawn into the fray. Until then, reach out to prestigious people who can move your publishing, travel or learning project along.CANCER (June 21-July 22)The women in your life, you included, may be overly emotional right now because Venus is in Pisces, the sign of the martyr. And while you usually are sympathetic to this compassionate vibe, you can see the damage (to the children, your romance, even your team's effort) it is causing. A friend steeped in the group ethic can be of help this weekend by giving the gals a real project to reclaim. Meanwhile you might find inspiration in, of all things, the Oscar awards or another, magical, musical event.LEO (July 23-August 22)Those May-December liaisons you've been hearing about can strike home this weekend and give your reputation (as what?) a noticeable boost. Look for the young beauty, this time one with plenty of soul, or, if you're the kid in this dynamic duo, trust that someone of stature will come through in a pinch. Other people's money makes a difference for Leo artists, musicians or visionary health professionals searching for funding. If you have a partner in this project, so much the better.VIRGO (August 23-September 22)Tooting your own horn or putting a favorable spin on a story that concerns a significant other should be a snap this weekend. While your Mercury ruler is aligned with generous Jupiter, you attract media attention and money, the same combination at work when the Tribune Company announced it took over the Times Mirror empire. Perhaps by the time Mercury and Pluto square off on the 30th, you'll have your own grist for the scandal mill. Take a break from an on-going research project on the 26th to enjoy more romance and recreation, plus a sprinkling of stardust.LIBRA (September 23-October 22)A battle of wills would be costly, and while you might not want to fight (when do you ever?), you feel very strongly right now and will passionately defend your position, especially if you're protecting someone weaker than you. By Sunday practicality and a sense of propriety could alleviate the situation, that or a financial contribution from an older, wiser person -- your basic garden-variety guru. A partner may have something mystical in mind, an artistic experience you wouldn't want to miss. No April Fool, he, or she.SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)Love is hard this week, hard to get, hard to give up. Jealousy, not your most attractive quality, might make you behave really badly, so before the gossip-mongers start slinging mud, clean up your act. Restraint, a wait-and-see stance and wishful thinking (projecting what you are visualizing out into the universe) will get you through the rest of the month. Nevertheless, the sooner you realize that a large number of opposing forces are gathering in your Taurus complement, the sooner you'll form the alliances that will influence the course of your life; well, the next 20 years, anyway.SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)Like Scorpions, early December birthdates could be facing a difficult situation when it comes to love, jealousy and getting someone to do what you want. Don't beat yourself up if your romance has hit a rough patch; although it may be your fault, you are not acting alone. Chances are someone is playing the martyr to the hilt. Until Venus finishes her pilgrimage through sacrificial Pisces (April 6), Archers might feel unsure of themselves, torn between maintaining psychological well-being and giving �til it really, really hurts.CAPRICORN (December 22-January 20)Another of those "aren't you glad you're you" aspects arrives in time for the weekend. When magnetic Venus and your Saturn ruler clear the deck and agree to let everyone who wants to love you on board, don't put up a fight or stand in their way. Good things happen during these days, especially if you've got kids, a lover or a team in contention. You can actively pursue what gives you pleasure, should you need to feel involved, but chances are whatever makes you smile wil fall in your lap without much effort.AQUARIUS (January 21-February 18)Although it often seems that way, not all actors are Leos; there's a fair share of Aquarians strutting their stuff upon the wicked stage. I bring this up only because Neptune, ruler of illusion, film and rhapsodies in blue is highlighted in your sign this weekend. It'll be hard to hide your talent under a bushel basket, to not be noticed or appreciated. But if you're looking to be understood, forget it. What the world wants from you right now is illusion, innuendo or, to save someone's face, little white lies.PISCES (February 19-March 19)You've got plenty of appeal and can garner a lot of sympathy, if you choose. Do you want to challenge the power structure at work or in the community, or do you want to be given a piece of the action while you search for a place under a protective wing? However you play the game, know that sex is a potent tool and it's up for grabs. You can also promote your cause, write with flair and conviction, and pretty much sell yourself along with your product. What you can't do is become fanatical about politics or a new-found cause.Curious about the future? 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