Obsessed Little Boys
Bill Clinton and Kenneth Starr do not like each other. This is not new news. Kind of like saying sharpened pungii sticks don't mix well with mylar balloons. Or that different Slovak clans should be separated at the dinner table. Or burning embers and gasoline soaked rags do not make good between meal snacks. One of the reasons they hate each other is their mutual obsession has ruined their respective lives. Mr. Starr once had a dream of becoming a Supreme Court Justice and now that's about as likely as a sequel to the Avengers movie. Clinton's dream was to leave a legacy as President known for kicking and dragging the Democratic Party into the last half of the twentieth century; not as man who will be linked forever to cigar jokes and stained dresses. But now they've killed each other off and the whole country is about to get caught in the juvenile crossfire of a couple of doomed high school jocks fighting over the constantly virginal hand of public opinion. These guys hate each other so much, they plan on taking out their aggravation on us just to piss each other off. We're just the innocent victims in a custody case. Will Durst wants to go live with mommy.