Durst: You Can't Make Stuff Up Like This
You Can't Make Stuff Up Like This.*If Saddam doesn't shut up pretty soon, we should intimidate him by threatening to send over the U.S. Olympic Hockey team to rough up some of his hotel rooms.*See, the deal is, we will not tolerate the actions of ruthless butchers unless they're our ruthless butchers.*And speaking of China. Jiang Zemin compares the Chinese treatment of Tibet to Lincoln emancipating the slaves. The only difference being Lincoln ended a rein of brutal repression and the Chinese started one. *Don King got robbed at gunpoint in Mexico. Now he probably knows how pay per view boxing fans feel after a first round knock out. *Having Clinton vacation in the Virgin Islands is like sending a starving mountain lion to the Canary Islands.*If a bank ever offers Political Loans: the George Bush loan would show no interest, the Dan Quayle loan would lack maturity and the Bill Clinton loan would lose all its principle.*I wonder if Bill is finding the one good thing about having a hearing aid is you can turn it off.*Does Congress Day mean a Congressman sticks his head out of a pork barrel, sees his shadow, and we've got six more weeks of getting screwed? *You think NASA will give Senator John Glenn Prunetang to drink?