Durst: You Can't Make Stuff Up Like This

Loved the Republicans adding all those amendments to the tobacco legislation, and then defeating it because there were too many amendments attached. A lot like stapling saddlebags to a pigeon and then shooting it because it can't fly.With the success of Godzilla, producers are preparing to film other monsters terrorizing New York. I think they should start with the Rush Limbaugh Story.Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards injured some ribs in a fall and doctors prescribed pain killers. Talk about redundant.The US and 20 states continue to sue Microsoft for around a billion dollars. For Bill Gates, it's a case that could be settled in small claims court.The X Files movie racked up $31 million over the weekend amidst claims that it's more than a big screen version of the TV show. $7.50 more.The US Government is conducting a study of the Y2K, the year 2000 computer bug. What do you want to bet the study is going to take three years?Did you ever think that Kenneth Starr, love child of Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover, is just trying to do to Clinton what Clinton allegedly did to Gennifer Flowers?Will Durst wonders if the void left by Ginger Spice will be equal to the void created by Ginger Spice.

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