Durst: You Can't Make Stuff Up Like This
-- Jesse Ventura refereed at a recent WCW event. There was a bit of a protest from some of the wrestlers who thought the presence of a politician would cheapen the sport.-- If Al Gore falls in a primary race, does he make a sound?-- Why is it, the biggest outcries against same sex marriage always come from places attempting to uphold the sacred bond between a man and his cousin?-- An appeals court ruled New London, Connecticut officials were justified in rejecting a man for a position as a peace officer because he scored too highly on intelligence tests. Can't have a cop craving croissants now can we? Must have the same restrictions in place for politicians. Its the only answer.-- Newt Gingrich reached a divorce agreement with his second wife, after the disclosure of his relationship with a 33 year old Congressional aide. Guess those family values he keeps talking about are based on Caligula's family.-- In Maryland, doctors removed half a girl's brain, turning her into ... a boy?-- Don't think boomers are getting older? Elton John just had a pacemaker implanted. He still has hair covering his ears, but now its sprouting from the inside.-- Some Welsh professor claims Robin Hood was gay. Going to have to change the whole adage to "stole from the rich and gave to the artistic."Will Durst now knows why his band of men were so merry.