DURST: White House Fledglings

She's leaving home. Bye, bye. Well, Hillary's gone. Yes, our little girl has grown up and flown the nest. Wait, I'm tearing up. The First Lady bid a fond farewell to the White House and moved into her new $1.7 million digs in Chappaqua, New York with nothing but a peculiar backwards single finger wave. She then unpacked her carpetbags, put on a Yankees cap and raised the Israeli flag on her front lawn. And Monica's still in Washington, fresh from her Larry King inquisition. Hmmm. Wonder if the Welcome Wagon is going to visit the Hillmeister. I can imagine one of her neighbors dispatching the butler in the town car with a catered casserole. First Al moves his campaign headquarters to Nashville, then Hillary moves out so fast she leaves skid marks I just hope Bill doesn't get a complex out of this. All this on the heels of Ted Turner and Jane Fonda splitting up. You can hear the celebratory cries of high fiving dry cleaners across the country who know divorce lawyers are salivating on their $3,000 suits. Maybe Bill and Ted can get together for an excellent adventure with Jennifer Lopez and re-enact her NYPD strip searches. "Could you please turn and face the wall? Yes, again!"Will Durst hopes Chappaqua has enough money in their budget to Scotch Guard the entire town against the incoming barrage of sleaze.

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