DURST: Viagra

This whole Viagra thing is getting out of hand. So to speak. The San Francisco Chronicle featured the headline ... "Viagra: Big And Getting Bigger." And Newsweek followed with "Rising To The Occasion." Can't wait for George Magazine to follow up with; "I Got Your Executive Privilege Right Here."Hey guys, it's not a miracle drug. Pfizer's new pill just sends a bunch of extra blood down to the pelvis area for about an hour. At ten bucks a throw, time is going to be at a premium here. Modern foreplay is going to end up shorter than Mike Tyson's remorse. Think David Caruso's film career and divide by two. Of course, there are rumors that unforeseen side effects may exhibit themselves at some latter date. You know what, speaking as a forty six year old male, I don't think anybody who has to resort to this thing cares if the side effects include a third arm sprouting out of their forehead. I imagine the partners involved wouldn't mind either. Of course being a guy, and having a tiny insight into our complex and intricate thinking, I'm pretty sure we would only consider it being a Godsend for allowing us to make love while at the same time hanging onto a beer.


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