DURST: Updating History

Since the Republicans are just making up the rules as they go along in this whole Impeachment thing, I thought we should assist them and update historical slices and popular phrases as they would have been if the times were like they are now here, there and then. I may not know anything about impeachable offenses, but I know what I like.My only regret is I have but one Democratic President to impeach for my country. It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that sting.The Office of the Independent Counsel is dead! Long live the Office of the Independent Counsel!Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy House Vote. Remember the Watergate!Give a man a Judiciary Committee appointment and you will have fed him for a day, but teach a man to organize a witch hunt and you will have fed him for a lifetime. There's Something About Kenneth. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask who you can impeach for your country. Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to spew and lie. Impeach and the world impeaches with you. Censure and you censure alone.How many toads must one man face down, before they call him a fully served two term Democratic President? I have only begun to impeach.Will Durst says impeach me, my sweet impeachable you.

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