DURST: The Supreme Court

The first Monday of October is coming up, which means the Supreme Court is about to convene, and a couple of the cases they agreed to hear are bound to make people nuts. Of course that isn't what you call all that tough, especially when Mother Teresa gets hate mail. "What's a matter, lady, you too good to wear real shoes like the rest of us?" One of the cases will consider "right to die", which as far as I can tell, either involves Dr. Kevorkian franchises, or Jim Carrey signing to do a "Cable Guy" sequel.They also agreed to decide a case from Georgia which requires political candidates to pass a drug test. "All right, Mr. Gingrich, can you please tell us which of the samples is home grown Indiana Gold, and which is the primo Sensimilla skunk weed?" Oh, maybe they meant some other kind of a drug test.Yeah, government officials taking drug tests. I remember back during those halcyon days of "Just Say No" when Ronald Reagan led the way by taking his own drug test. Yeah, right. Ten days advance notice and he never released the results. Hell, Keith Richards could have passed that test.Will Durst probably could too. Probably.

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