DURST: The "Real" IRA
The splinter group of the IRA claiming responsibility for the most recent bombing in Northern Ireland calls itself the Real IRA and just declared a truce to its terror campaign. Similar to the truce called earlier by the original IRA. Of course what's going to happen now is a splinter group of the splinter group will emerge calling itself the Realest IRA. And since we know this is going to happen, in the interest of efficiency it might come in handy if we name the groups in advance like with hurricanes. That's where I come in. No need to thank me, I'm here to help. The Only De Facto Bona Fide Legitimate Valid IRA. The Bugger Off You Bloody Poofters IRA.The Absolut IRA.The Stolichnaya IRA.The Daniel Day Lewis/ Coca Cola Classic/ British Telecom IRA.The Hey, We're Not Fucking Around Here IRA.The We're Real Slimy Bastards IRA.The We Got Glass Tubes Up Our Urethras IRA.Booo! The Just Kidding IRA. Not Your Father's IRA.The You'd Better Not Be Laughing, Or You're Going To Be Real Sorry IRA. The Shove This Up Your Account IRA.The Huge Penalty For Lack Of Withdrawal IRA.The AAARGH, We're Pirates IRA. The No, Really, We're Serious, You Got To Believe Us, We're Not Kidding NowIRA.Will Durst is ready to do the same with CD's and 401(K)'s.