DURST: The Mother of All Mad Dictators

Libyan leader, Colonel Moammar Qaadafi, is looking for a public relations agency to improve his image in Britain. Might want to first tackle an easier task, like procuring a pork concession in the lobby of the Jewish Defense League. Or attempt to outlaw cheese sausage in Wisconsin.But since interesting employment opportunities are my cup of tea, I thought I'd devise a couple possible cutting edge advertising campaigns exclusively designed to turn the Q man into a cuddly international pooh bear.- Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Tripoli ... it is.- The Mother of All Mad Dictators is back and this time its personal.- If Uncle Sam hates him so much, how bad can he be?- Like Saddam, only better.- When they say, "he's the bomb," they mean it.- The wheel may be turning but the gerbil is dead.- A couple decades shy of a retrospective.- Spells his name with a "Q," it's not followed by a "U," this boy plays by rules we don't even understand.- When you absolutely positively need a raving despot overnight.- It's gotta be the eyebrows.- Not your father's insane psychotic paranoid lunatic overlord.- As stable as a two legged stool.- A day without Qaadafi is like a day without sunshine.- Is he crazy or is he ain't crazy? You willing to make that judgement?Will Durst welcomes all the demented tyrants back into the fray.

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