DURST: The Besieged Republican Candidate For President

Heee's Baaack! In a twist of fate as surprising as middle aged white guys opposing affirmative action, this summer's hottest sequel features the grisly spectacle of a lonely old man fighting incredible odds in his battle against the social aliens of America's Babylon.SEE the ancient one strafe the entertainment capital of the world with his tortured logic. WATCH as the besieged Republican Candidate for President goes to the well one time too many. HEAR the anguished groan of his handlers as GRANDPA Bob talks about movies he would like to watch, if he ever did go to movies which he doesn't. WINCE as the list is read: Sound of Music, Ten Commandments and Forrest Gump, mainly because it's an unbelievable fantasy about a disabled guy who through sheer gumption conquers the world. (get it?) RECOIL as the Family Values issue rears it's ugly head again. BRACE yourself for another round of long boring chases down hauntingly empty hallways as both sides indulge their forbidden desires in frightening useless arguments to distract us from the dangerously ugly morass of real issues that can't be answered in simple 6 second sound bites.Welcome my friends to the show that never ends. LINE up to see Bob Dole star in Hollywood 2. This time it's personal!

Understand the importance of honest news ?

So do we.

The past year has been the most arduous of our lives. The Covid-19 pandemic continues to be catastrophic not only to our health - mental and physical - but also to the stability of millions of people. For all of us independent news organizations, it’s no exception.

We’ve covered everything thrown at us this past year and will continue to do so with your support. We’ve always understood the importance of calling out corruption, regardless of political affiliation.

We need your support in this difficult time. Every reader contribution, no matter the amount, makes a difference in allowing our newsroom to bring you the stories that matter, at a time when being informed is more important than ever. Invest with us.

Make a one-time contribution to Alternet All Access, or click here to become a subscriber. Thank you.

Click to donate by check.

DonateDonate by credit card
Donate by Paypal
{{ post.roar_specific_data.api_data.analytics }}
@2023 - AlterNet Media Inc. All Rights Reserved. - "Poynter" fonts provided by fontsempire.com.