DURST: New IRS Taxpayer Friendly Slogans
The IRS is under Congressional mandate to become less like the Spanish Inquisition and more ... well, cuddly. And to be honest, it's having a harder time than Dan Quayle with his MENSA membership application. Imagine Isabella Rosellini trying to act dowdy. Or a pound of liver trying to survive a whole week at a Cat Show. As part of the turnaround, they've opened a hotline where waiting for affable agents to politely answer your questions, pleasant new wave music lulls you into security. What they obviously need is a good tax payer friendly slogan.*The IRS: when you need a hug.*When you need us, we'll be around.*The IRS: just a bundle of cash a day is all we ask.*The New Improved Fat Free Low Cholesterol IRS.*The Internal Revenue Service, just a smile away.*The IRS: we're not your father's tax collector anymore.*We're the IRS. Go ahead, screw with us. We don't care anymore.*Hey, its not like we take everything.*We care because it's not just your money, it's our money too.*The IRS: we're back and we're nice now. Really.*Tasty, and we're good for you too.*The Modern IRS: think of South Park all grown up.*The IRS: we still don't need a warrant, but we'll get one if you ask.*The IRS: we're the People People.*Give us a little kiss: the IRS.