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DURST: More FAQs About the Kosovo Bombing

Q. Which NATO countries' resolve is starting to weaken and why?A. Italy and Greece are making whimpering noises about diplomacy, because of their proximity to the fighting. Its suspected they're worried this may drag on till summer and affect tourist season.Q. Why were all western journalists ordered out of Yugoslavia?A. To the mind not conditioned through a lifetime of freedom of the press, journalists are considered ravenous out of control carrion eating parasites who will shamelessly pervert the truth for the sake of building readers.Q. Just like over here, hunh?A. Pretty much, yeah.Q. Have any of our leaders ever considered this action?A. In dreams.Q. The vote in the House of Representatives was 434 to 1 to support the bombing. Who was the 1 and why?A. Democrat Barbara Lee of California. She thought we were bombing Costco.Q. What will it take to stop the attacks?A. The expansion of Monica Lewinsky's press tour.Q. So far in a year, we've bombed Sudan, Afghanistan, Iraq and Serbia. What gives?A. Got to clear out excess inventory to make space for the new spring line.Will Durst is worried about the new spring line of body bags.

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