Durst: Mad Cow Disease

Aaah, Beef Wellington. Shepherd's Pie. English Roast Beef. Maybe we can turn a bad thing to our advantage. As long as we developed them why not experiment on enemies of the state using our new raw meat technology as a form of weapon. Kind of like the Chinese water torture of sustenance. Agony snacks. Munchies from Hell. "Is this the succulent prime rib sandwich that's going to turn your brain into a leaky mushy orb -- like a sponge run through with inch wide industrial spikes, or are you going to tell us where the antacid is? All right, then, Bon Appetite!" "Goldfinger, do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to eat!" McDonalds even stopped selling hamburgers, which is a par with Dow Jones handing money out to welfare mothers. For years, the English were lulled into thinking the only Mad Cow threatening them was Margaret Thatcher when it seems their entire land was full of them. Joke: Two cows are standing in the English countryside. One says to the other: "I'm a little worried about this mad cow disease." "Not me," says the other. "Why not?" returns the first. "Because I'm a rabbit."

#story_page_post_article

Understand the importance of honest news ?

So do we.

The past year has been the most arduous of our lives. The Covid-19 pandemic continues to be catastrophic not only to our health - mental and physical - but also to the stability of millions of people. For all of us independent news organizations, it’s no exception.

We’ve covered everything thrown at us this past year and will continue to do so with your support. We’ve always understood the importance of calling out corruption, regardless of political affiliation.

We need your support in this difficult time. Every reader contribution, no matter the amount, makes a difference in allowing our newsroom to bring you the stories that matter, at a time when being informed is more important than ever. Invest with us.

Make a one-time contribution to Alternet All Access, or click here to become a subscriber. Thank you.

Click to donate by check.

DonateDonate by credit card
Donate by Paypal
{{ post.roar_specific_data.api_data.analytics }}

Don't Sit on the Sidelines of History. Join Alternet All Access and Go Ad-Free. Support Honest Journalism.