DURST: Labor Day
Labor Day is a wonderful holiday where we celebrate what it is that we do for a living by taking a day off. So welcome back to school and work, boys and girls, and while you're readjusting your seat to fit your added barbecue girth, please persuse these pink WHILE YOU WERE OUT SLIPS found on your desk.* Good News: your job was saved. Bad News: the person doing it will receive 47 cents an hour in Malaysia.* The new seniority system is in place. Come to the lunch room and pick up a lottery number.* Tonight's cynical support group has been cancelled. It was never going to happen anyway.* The new management consultant forgot which Hyatt he was staying at. Call the conference room.* Personnel called. They want to know your job description.* The new management consultant thinks everybody should wear red suspenders tomorrow.* Save your old staples. Gwen has volunteered to twist them into paper clips.* Very Important. Respond immediately. Are you POSITIVE Mt. Rushmore is not a natural formation?* The new management consultant has gotten rid of the coffee machine and says we should all drink green tea.* Lost: one wall. Please return to accounting. Ask for Jen.* Please be advised, Monday, the tech department will be measuring legs for the smaller cubicles.Will Durst wants to be a management consultant.