DURST: Impeachment or Nothing
They got the word from on high. And I'm talking highest on high. Even Janet Reno wouldn't argue with them. They can't censure Clinton. All the big time Constitutional scholars say so. Even Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr., which is like saying God's smarter little brother, said so. It's impeachment or nothing. There's a lot of other things they are Constitutionally prohibited to do to Bill Clinton and here's a couple of them.* They are only allowed to poke him with their bony little fingers and make loud "tsk tsk" noises when the cameras have already gone.* They can't force him to say "Paula Jones got a big ol butt", but James Carville is still fair game.* While being lectured by Strom Thurmon, he now can sit far enough away so he isn't slobbered on.* He can get up off his knees and doesn't have to kiss Trent Lott's ring. Even though Trent has promised not to put it in his back pocket anymore.* No longer going to require him sit with his family and watch all the "Ernest" movies in an endless rotation.* Are forbidden to make him roll in hairgel and coffee grounds before addressing Congress.* Can't put him in the same room with brother Roger and let Roger laugh and laugh and laugh anymore.Will Durst is happy for Roger.