DURST: If At First You Don't Succeed...
"The man is a menace. He should be impeached.""He was just inaugurated last week. It's only polite to give the guy a month.""Okay. Don't go away."Later"There! There! Did you see that? He collected FBI files on the opposition.""Yeah, don't they all do that? What's your point?""Well, it's illegal!""Are you sure?""Let me get back to you on that."Later"The son of a bitch fired the whole travel office. The whole damn travel office.""No. Not the whole damn travel office?""Well. Most of them. We think. Either him or Hillary.""Isn't the first couple able to fire their staff when they want?""Alright, you wait. We'll nail him yet.""I'm sure you will."Later"Check this out. As governor, he got inside information from a Savings and Loan developer and bought real estate.""In Arkansas.""On purpose.""And he lost money.""You're hopeless.""I guess I am.""Alright Mr. Smarty. She made money.""Hunh?""I'm telling you she made money. On cattle futures.""Who knew?""Who knew what?""That cattle had futures.""It's true. We got the records. She made a hundred grand on a one thousand dollar investment." "Well, in that case, we should put her in charge of Social Security."Later"Vince Foster.""Get out of here right now. Security!" Later"The man doesn't think oral sex is adultery.""Cool.""And he lied.""Wow, a President lied. What's that make, 42 in a row? The streak is unbroken.""He lied under oath.""He lied about cheating on his wife. You have to lie. It's one of the rules. Here, I'll show you the manual.""Look at this tape of him. He goes totally crazy." "Wow. Yeah. The man's obviously nutso.""Well, you had to be there. Here, read this. Who's smug now?""Well, for no apparent reason, you seem to be." "Wait, wait, we're going to call witnesses. Now you'll see." "Is this the real time? I'm really going to have to be going."Will Durst knows right after witnesses, it'll be the psychics.
