DURST: Gunshot Deaths

The number of gunshot deaths in Japan during the year 1995 was 17. That same year, the number of gunshot deaths in America was around 40,000. All right! We're number one. Way to go! The rest of the world is made up of pale knife wielding comfortable shoed wussies when it comes to weapons. Fold like a used map in a stiff wind at the first sign of a bunny's shadow. In Britain the cops don't even carry guns. They got sticks. Oh, there you go. A stick is the perfect thing to scare the mucklucks off the Russian Mafia. And there's another thing: if it weren't for our decades of blind arms escalation, the Russian Mafia would be digging for their dinner of mummified snow squirrel and rotting glacial moss under the Siberian tundra with the busted handles of Chinese made bamboo wheelbarrows. And even though we got more guns than we know what to do with, we still don't got enough. Our national motto should be "Guns R Us" with smoke rising from the backwards "R". Hell, we'll sell guns to anybody who wants them. And if they don't want them, well, hell, they just need a little edukation, if you get my meaning. A .45 caliber edukation.Will Durst wants to know "who wants a piece of me?"

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