Durst: GOP Slogans

After having proposed a series of new and improved slogans for the Democrats and immeasurably helping them to recapture Congress next year, we here at Durstco are alarmed at being thought responsible for altering the balance of power, and hereby pitch these recommendations for new phrases to reinvigorate the Republicans. * The Republicans. Like Perot's Party, Only Different. * The New Republican Party. We Don't Just Feel Your Pain, We're Responsible For A Good Portion Of It. And We Don't Care. * The Republicans. More Than The Reagans. * Republicans Good. Democrats Liberal Toads. * The Republican Party. Only One Newt. * Dat GOP. Our Mojo Is Indeed Working Overtime. * Republicans 'R Us. (With A Cigarette Holder On The Backwards R) * The Republican Party. We're Going Even If You Aren't Coming. * The New Republicans. No More Sniveling, Except By Us. * Republicans 2.1. We Are Microsoft. * The Republicans. More Than The Nixons. * Republican Nation. When Good Things Happen To Bad People. * The New GOP. We Got One Black Guy, Almost. * Not Nazis Yet. * The Republican Party. Where The Party Is Us! May I See Your Invitation? * Republicans. Don't The Poor Suck? Why Aren't They Dead? * Run GOP. Deaf And Dumb. * The Republican Party. We're The Barrel. You're The Target. Let's Have Some Fun. * Michael Bolton. * The Republicans. Much More Than Limbaugh. * RWA. Republicans With Accountants. * The New Republicans. It's Your Fault.

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