DURST: Every American Working Family's Wish List

Every American Working Family's Wish List: A Living Wage.A Live In Nanny.A Closed Circuit Nanny Cam.A Four Wheel Drive Corvette Station Wagon.Flex Time (Meaning Work More Flexible To Families Instead Of Vice Versa). Tax Credits For Child Care.Tax Credits For Macaroni Cheese And Tuna Casseroles. Tax Credits For Disney Channel.A Year's Supply Of Paycheck Helper.A 55 Gallon Drum Of Scotch Guard.Steak.A Real Vacation.A Long Weekend.A Three Hour Nap.A Zero Maintenance Roof.School Uniforms.Permanent No Piercing Zone.Automatic Curfew Child Retrieval System. Discovery Of An Underground Oil Well.A Bottomless Flask.An Automated Diaper Changer.An Instantaneous Child Bedstand Glass Of Water. An Heretofore Unknown Rich Dead Uncle.Multiple Lottery Wins.On Site Day Care.On Site Day Care (Employer Paid).On Site Day Care (Anyone Else Paid).Day Care (Somewhere Cheap And/ Or Close). 30 Cc. Of Thorazin 3 Times A Day.24 Hr On Call Grandma.24 Hr On Call Therapist.24 Hr On Call Bartender.A Little League Coach Who Always Starts Your Child. Platinum Card Paid By Anonymous Third Party. Negative Interest Mortgage.Self Cutting Lawn.Fully Assembled Christmas Gifts.Nickel Beer Night.An Honest Mechanic.Children Bored With Television.

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