DURST: Election Circus

Well, it looks like the Comeback Kid has gone too far, and is now in danger of becoming the third ring in an election circus featuring lots of trumpeting elephants. And mute donkeys. Meanwhile the husband of Hillary is in the process of apologizing to anybody he runs into for everything he can think of, including his behavior, El Nino, the weird grillwork on South Beach condo balconies and Midwestern sushi. He's in emergency wretched desperation defcon 1 mode to stem the bleeding, but I'm not sure the entire Mayo clinic could apply a tourniquet big enough using tricks learned from Will Rogers and all the rope in Wyoming.Henry Hyde, the chair of the Judiciary Committee, is saying all the correct bipartisan "blah blah blah" but you know what he really means is "heh heh heh." Meanwhile, Big Bubba is the lamest of lame ducks in a distinguished line of lame duck Presidents. What he needs now is a distraction along the lines of an assassination attempt, but I'm sure suspicion would immediately focus on the 468 democrats running for Congress as prime suspects. Not to mention the woman scorned. Which brings up a question: if they get divorced, can she keep the house?Will Durst loves the idea the government spending money on an armed sentry standing guard over a stained blue dress.


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