DURST: Dole -- Looking Good?

So all the really important pundits, the ones with network TV gigs, are going around saying that Dole looked pretty good at the debate. Compared to what? The mummified remains of an ancient shmushed possum obliterating the yellow double line of I 40? Yeah, compared to the State of the Union Address Response where he looked like he had risen from the dead to read us our rights, he was positively perky.At least this time he didn't have scuff marks on his knees from crawling out of a morgue drawer. It was a Battle Royale between Tyson and Foreman's dad. And you had to love Wacky Uncle Bob when he closed with his heart to heart to young people. "Don't do drugs and check out my web site." Really in touch there, Bob-o. Next, tell them how you had to walk to school barefoot over fields of broken glass, uphill in the dark, both ways.And no matter what you think of Hillary's husband, the man who looks like he sleeps in a hairnet, you got to admit, Bubba is slicker than snot on chrome. As smooth as a baby's behind soaked in a polyeurathane dip. He could talk his way into a women's prison naked with a burlap bag over his head. That's what makes America great; choice.Will Durst thinks. Often.

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