DURST: 3204 Six Packs Per Family

One trillion dollars. That's what the US Government found in the pants pockets it got home from the cleaners. Just your ordinary roll of ten billion hundred dollar bills. Like winning your average lottery jackpot of $5 million 200,000 times and not having to pay taxes on it because you're the guy who collects the taxes.This is in addition to the projected 5 trillion dollar budget surplus the rocketing economy will kick back to the treasury over the next fifteen years. Of course, this figure includes all those cuts in domestic programs we were told were necessary to balance the budget a couple of years ago. Any noise to return those cuts to help the poorest of Americans? Ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry bubby, if you're not a fat cat, you're roadkill.For Clinton, it's legacy time so he's focused on Social Security, Medicare and securing himself an ambassadorship to some Caribbean country with liberal banking laws and topless beaches. The Republicans meanwhile are taking the bull by the balls and muttering some obscenity about a billion dollar tax cut.You'll forgive me for saying so, but aren't we doing just fine without it? Or maybe I'm just not smart enough to understand this whole surplus thing to begin with. Aww hell with it, maybe the Republicans are right. Six trillion dollars would be $24,000 for every man woman and child in America. And I could use mine to stimulate the economy to the tune of 3204 six packs of Anchor Steam.Will Durst is sweating in the heat like a stuck pig, thanks for asking.Ê

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