DURST: 1996 Christmas Gift Wish List Part Two

It's the songs of the season that remind us to think of others, especially that Jingle Bells rendition by the dogs. So in that spirit let's continue giving to those that deserve it most, with Will Durst's 1996 Christmas Gift Wish List.For Alan Greenspan A severe and prolonged case of laryngitis.For Trent Lott: a riding crop.For the Serbs: The discovery of vast underground pools of oil.For Saddam Hussein: A subscription to the Gallup Poll so he can monitor the President's approval rating and figure out when to dig a bunker near hell.For Al Gore: A system ops upgrade.For Bill Clinton: an Indonesian free zone.For Boris Yeltsin: An IV drip connected to a bottle of Stolichnya.For Bill Gates: a comb. For The Tennessee Legislature Which Passed A Law Making The Teaching Of Evolution Illegal: a one way ticket on the clue train.For The Menedez Brothers: the opportunity in prison to meet a couple of nice men who will adopt them.For Bob Dole: a warm blanket for his knees.For Newt Gingrich: a catheter to catch the oozing excess ego.For John Tesch: a lifetime research grant that will allow him to study ancient musical roots in Papua New Guinea.Will Durst hopes wonders why we just can't all get along.

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