Current Events Quiz: August -- Week 3

Bob Dole promsied to balance the budget, cut taxes and:A. Finish the job Ronald Reagan startedB. Finish the nap Ronald Reagan startedC. Feed the multitudes with just a few loaves and fishCause of America Online's 19 hour shut down:A. New software problemB. A janitor, a mop, a poorly placed computer on-off switch, disaster C. The guy who says, "Welcome. You've got mail" had laryngitisSecurity reason airmail packages over 1 lb. must now be taken to the counter:A. To avoid bombs being dropped in mail boxesB. It's impossible to set a bomb that allows for enough time in a post officelineC. The right combination of terrorist and disgruntled postal workers in oneplace and the country could be safe once again Studies of a meteorite found in Antartica show that there may be life on: (Choose one) A. Mars B. Al GoreHoping to repeat the success of the '92 campaign, Clinton and Gore will again:A. Travel the country by bus after the conventionB. Beg Ross Perot to runC. Promise "change" and run as RepublicansCardinal O'Conner wants Catholics to protest the President's veto of the abortion bill by:A. Not eating meat on FridaysB. Punishing the meat packers union responsible for the vetoC. Instituting "no brussel sprouts Wednesdays"D. Picketing abortion clinics with signs saying, "Against the slaughter of innocent cows"Official reason why Boris Yeltsin's inaguration was moved indoors:A. To save some moneyB. A gentle breeze might have knocked Boris overC. Outside in Moscow in August? It's too coldD. The weather for Boris Badenof

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