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Five Reasons the World Wants Obama

By Melinda Brouwer, AlterNet. Posted September 1, 2008.


Global public opinion data shows a clear Obama trend across much of planet Earth.
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While Americans spend the next three months pondering which candidate is worthy of becoming the next U.S. president, the rest of the world made up its mind a long time ago: they want Barack Obama for president. This is evident in global polling conducted throughout the summer, showing that publics abroad prefer Senator Obama over Senator McCain by considerable margins. Most of this polling was conducted even before the senator made his trip abroad.

After about six months of blogging about the global phenomenon that is Obamania, I have devised a few theories on why Senator Barack Obama is so strongly favored by people living outside the U.S.

But first, a note on why people outside the U.S. care about the U.S. election at all. After all, they can't vote, why bother paying attention? The simple answer is: what the U.S. does, both domestically and internationally, affects people around the world. This is not to be taken as arrogance -- as if to say that when the U.S. commands everyone falls into line.

Rather, the economic, political and military influence that the U.S. has in the world, historically and presently, combined with the processes of globalization that make states more interdependent overall, means that the decisions made by the man sitting in the oval office effect not only Americans, but a great many non-Americans too. This characteristic of the currently "unipolar" international system is observed by both foreigners and Americans alike.

So, if Mr. President's decisions are going to affect you, why choose Senator Obama over Senator McCain -- and to such a great degree? Here's a list of five reasons why foreign publics tend to prefer the presumptive Democratic candidate over his Republican counterpart:

First, foreign audiences perceive Senator Obama as giving them what they want -- a change in US policy. Those people around the world who support Senator Obama believe his promise of change -- and want him to make good on it.

The second reason flows from the first: Senator Obama is, plain and simple, not George W. Bush -- who, as we know, is hugely unpopular overseas. But then again, neither is John McCain. Yet, thanks in part to our razor thin political spectrum, it's safe to say that Senator Obama represents the antithesis of the current president. That part doesn't get lost in translation.

The next two reasons share the same logic: foreigners choose Senator Obama because they want Americans to choose him too, because doing so would send foreigners positive signals about the current character of American society.

Third is the symbolism of electing an African American President. To elect Obama would paint American society as mature and tolerant. It would demonstrate that the American public possesses qualities that people abroad want it to posses (which are, not coincidentally, qualities that American society itself claims to posses).

Fourth, electing Senator Obama would reaffirm foreign publics' faith in another element of American society: its ability to reason. Back in 2004, to many abroad, Americans failed to choose the right candidate. Many outside the US didn't like George W. Bush even in 2000, and chuckled at the irony that a few dimpled chads prevented even a great democracy such as America's from holding a fair election.

Then, after President Bush started a war in Iraq for what seemed to them like all the wrong reasons, people abroad thought surely Americans will take the opportunity in 2004 to vote in a new president. When Americans re-elected Bush, foreign publics lost a certain degree of faith in the American people to make good choices.

In this way, if Americans in 2008 end up electing the candidate that foreign publics consider the "right" choice, Americans could be seen as rational again. And, given the degree to which the U.S. stands to affect their lives, they certainly want to believe Americans are rational.

My fifth and final theory on why the world wants Obama is the most mystical of all. Senator Obama's hybrid, international identity seems to magically appeal to people all over the world all at the same time -- without him even trying. His international upbringing makes him into a chameleon, from which foreign publics can pick and choose with which "Obama" they identify most -- the perceived Muslim, Asian, or African Obama, etc.

The monkey idol key chain is a great example of this phenomenon. In brief, a group of Indians became devout Obama supporters after reading a magazine report saying that the senator carried a good luck 'monkey king' charm, modeled after their revered Indian monkey God, Hanuman.

No doubt the Obama campaign must be trying to bottle this magical identity and use it to appeal to US voters across "middle America," New Hampshire and Texas all at the same time, instead of those without a vote in Asia, Africa and Europe. Or, some more skeptical of American open-mindedness might bet that the campaign buries the international part of the senator's identity altogether, opting for the perceived corn-fed Kansan Obama.

What does this all add up to? If the world gets the candidate they ask for, one thing's for sure: they will expect President Obama to deliver on his campaign promises of change. If he doesn't enact change he could lose their support and a considerable amount of U.S. soft power -- power that is already on the wane.

But, as I discussed above, there are some positive changes in foreigners' perceptions of the U.S. that could come about even if Senator Obama doesn't act on his promises. That is, if Americans make what foreigners believe to be the "right" choice.

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The Choice
Posted by: AlexLawyer on Sep 1, 2008 12:31 AM   
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If Obama isn't the progressives' dream candidate, at least he's not our nightmare--that's McCain. Imagine a patient who goes to a quack who mutilates her with inept surgery and poisons her with ill-chosen drugs. She's near death in the ICU. Her old doctor isn't available, but his protege, a palpably dimwitted geezer who vows to continue the same treatment regimen, is keen to take over the case. Another doctor, an obviously bright new one whose proposed treatments have repeatedly proved successful in the past, also wants to assume the case. That's the choice before the American people.

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» RE: The Choice Posted by: left_libertarian
» RE: The Choice Posted by: JSquercia
Reason #6
Posted by: Obama2008Fan on Sep 1, 2008 1:19 AM   
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Obama is the most inspirational American leader since JFK -- as opposed to the politician running against him who enjoys pissing people off, both Democrats and Republicans.

Insane McCain calls that kind of person a "maverick." I call it being a grumpy old man.

Oabama Fan
Obama 4 President 2008

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Perceptive Article
Posted by: moreteavicar on Sep 1, 2008 2:10 AM   
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As a British reader of this site, I believe the above analysis is very perceptive. People across Europe follow US politics very closely (we realise the attention is not reciprocated!) - because of the influence it has over all of us.

Bush is amazingly unpopular, even in Britain, and we were astonished that Kerry wasn't elected last time. The danger with Obama is that expectations will be too high. He is human and only time will reveal his shortcomings. e.g. when we elected Blair we had no idea he was such a warmonger...

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» RE: Perceptive Article Posted by: emmas
» RE: Kerry did win the 2004 election Posted by: Johnny Hempseed
Global Citizens By Gun Point At Times
Posted by: bryangalt on Sep 1, 2008 3:05 AM   
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I can understand why people from other countries would watch US political dramas like the elections with such intensity, perhaps at times even trepidation. The cold hard fact of the matter is we are a dangerous rogue country that loves to wrap itself up in the pomp and pagentry of often used and abused propoganda like "freedom, patriotism,etc". Who the dimwits choose can affect anyone, anywhere.

As an American citizen, I was equally shocked at both instances where Bush was elected. To me, he has been a painfully embarrassing example of leadership from our country, and I too wondered what the **** had gone wrong with the electorate.

I watch how the US government browbeats our Allies, such as Britain, into following our lead and it is an action that is disgustingly perverse to witness, especially when heads of state like Tony Blair knew that the Iraq story was bullshit from the get go. Rather than stand up and call us on the carpet, he capitulated and help to get the Iraq situation going.

Unfortunately, America is starting to undergo a change from within that is going to prove to be far more dangerous than anyone can possibly fathom at this point. There is now a perceptible movement towards turning America into a fascist-police state, and if it continues to go on unabated, not only will the dream of July 4, 1776 die, so will the dream of the Statue of Liberty, and all the lives that have been given in defense of this dream will have been for naught.

This would then put the US into a position of beligerence at will, even greater than now. No one would be safe. The maniacs behind this shift, either neo-cons or neo-jesus freaks, have hard-ons to bring about Armegeddon so Jesus can come back and pat them on the back for destroying Earth.

The US Defense budget now has a will of its own, with spending to exceed $1 Trillion this fiscal year. Frankly, that is an obscenety and a blight on the character of everyone in this country that turns a blind eye to it. And, if history is any teacher (which it certainly is not), then it can be deduced that a society that will allow itself to be locked down, and allow its government to become militarized, will support without question that same goverment attacking anyone that doesn't do what it wants them to do.

If McCain is elected, and anything is possible with this overdoped, overparanoid society, you can look back on this entry as a prediction that the US and world are coming to some confrontations that are going to end with WWIII's level of destruction, even if it isn't fought in the same manner...

Good Luck England...Europe...China...India...South America...Australia...

Empires don't die easily

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» What went wrong with America? Posted by: GuitarBill
» RE: What went wrong with America? Posted by: GuitarBill
Biden: "Israel should accept 'nuclear' Iran " - Quoted in Today's Israeli Press
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 5:09 AM   
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Biden: Israel should accept 'nuclear' Iran

http://www.haaretz.com/
hasen/spages/1017129.html


Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:20:21 GMT

The US Democratic vice-presidential candidate Joe Biden has advised senior Israeli officials to come to terms with a 'nuclear' Iran.

In a clandestine meeting with unnamed Israeli officials, which was partially covered by the US Jewish Army Radio, Barack Obama's vice-presidential nominee said, "Israel will have to reconcile itself with the nuclearization of Iran."

According to the Israeli newspaper Haaretz, Biden, a six-time Delaware Senator and chairperson of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, told the "amazed" officials, "It's doubtful if the economic sanctions will be effective, and I am against opening an additional military and diplomatic front."

Biden has been a Senator for Delaware since 1973, and is running mate to Barack Obama in the race for the presidency of the United States.

The pro-Israeli Senator also said that Israel is America's biggest ally in the Middle East and its strategic alliance has allowed the US to deploy fewer troops and warships in the region.

Iran says its nuclear program is only for civilian purposes but the Israeli regime and the US accuse the country of seeking nuclear weapons.

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» Good for Biden! Posted by: foreverhope
The world would want Nader, not Mccain, not Obama !
Posted by: maxpayne on Sep 1, 2008 8:27 AM   
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Outside of this country, I'm pretty sure most countries know far better that there is no difference between the Democrats or Republicans at this point anyway. Stupid article and stupid author !

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» No, You do. Posted by: LeaderofMen
» Outside of this Country Posted by: ProgressiveManiac
Obama is Going To Dissapoint
Posted by: Godfather89 on Sep 1, 2008 8:53 AM   
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I dont know about you but I dont want an Antithesis to Bush, I dont want the next president to even be part of the argument when it comes to Bush. I want someone who believes in Sound money and Constitutional Government.

Second of All, just because Obama is Black does not mean he is right. You have to separate between his message and acts to his skin color and group. His actions and his message is filled with Rhetoric don't believe it lest you be disappointed 4 years from now!

McCain is just another Bush...

So who? Bob Barr!

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» RE: Obama is Going To Dissapoint Posted by: dangerouslysane
God Damn America #1
Posted by: Obama2008Fan on Sep 1, 2008 9:17 AM   
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The election is only two months away with Obama and Insane McCain in a dead heat, some pollsters say.

How can that be?

The Democrats are being represented by the most inspirational American leader since JFK backed by a proven expert in foreign affairs. Conversely this week, the GOP will nominate for its candidates a grumpy old man and dogcatcher beauty queen who will continue eight years of Republican misery if elected.

So why is the White House race a statisical tie?

Because Barack is BLACK -- plain and simple.

God Damn racist America!

Obama Fan
Obama 4 President 2008

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» RE: God Damn America #1 Posted by: JSquercia
No doubt
Posted by: buzzsaw on Sep 1, 2008 9:21 AM   
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the fact that the people of other nations prefer Obama will be used against him by the rethuglicans. If "they" like him, he can't be good for "us" right? Anybody remember "Terrorists prefer Kerry"?

buzzsaw-is there any place safe from the neo-cons and the effects of the jaw-dropping stupidity of the American people?

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Obama Could Be The World's Last Hope of An American President Bringing Sanity Back To America
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 9:47 AM   
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We've always thought Americans were a bit mad - but the last 8 years have gone way beyond anything dreamed of in a worst nightmare.

The fact that over 200,000 people turned up in Berlin to see Obama say this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAhb06Z8N1c

Speaks volumes

If George Bush had turned up there would likely be 200,000 people having a mass peaceful protest - which some elements would try and turn ino a riot

Even I stayed up till 4:00 am last Friday morning to see Obama give his acceptance speech - which would have been seen live by Millions all over the World

Now Obama has got his critics on Alternet - because he just appears to be more of the same ie he is just a part of the New World Order - an intermangled mesh of Elitist Groups who's history can be traced back over generations

But the only way anyone is going to get elected is either to have become a part of one of these elitist clubs - or have just failed to win Miss Alaska

So if I was an American I would vote for Obama cos I can only take the occasional episode of Desperate Housewives

And I think Michelle is cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqCYFpUAJ2Q

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» One person as a savior? Posted by: CatDad
» RE: One person as a savior? Posted by: JSquercia
The question that won't go away: Just who is Obama?
Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist on Sep 1, 2008 9:50 AM   
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I have changed my mind and now believe that Barack Obama should be elected. The only reason is that he is the first African [American] who has the chance to be elected to high office in any western liberal democracy in general and in the greatest of them all, the US, in particular.

His policies stink as regards to fiscal and tax issues as well as his stand point on globalization (anti-free trade)and his limp stance towards Iran and Russia.

However the US needs a black president.

There is a very big if; there is a question that won't go away: Just who is Obama?

If Obama cannot show who is and what he has accomplished, that he has individuals that can vouch for what he has done, achieved, he will not get elected.

Charles Krauthammer says it eloquently in his column:

Barack Obama is an immensely talented man whose talents have been largely devoted to crafting, and chronicling, his own life. Not things. Not ideas. Not institutions. But himself.

Nothing wrong or even terribly odd about that, except that he is laying claim to the job of crafting the coming history of the United States. A leap of such audacity is odd. The air of unease at the Democratic convention last week was not just a result of the Clinton psychodrama. The deeper anxiety was that the party was nominating a man of many gifts but precious few accomplishments — bearing even fewer witnesses.
......

So where are the colleagues? The buddies? The political or spiritual soul mates? His most important spiritual adviser and mentor was Jeremiah Wright. But he's out. Then there's William Ayers, with whom he served on a board. He's out. Where are the others?

The oddity of this convention is that its central figure is the ultimate self-made man, a dazzling mysterious Gatsby. The palpable apprehension is that the anointed is a stranger — a deeply engaging, elegant, brilliant stranger with whom the Democrats had a torrid affair. Having slowly woken up, they see the ring and wonder who exactly they married last week.

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» Just who is Obama? Posted by: foreverhope
» RE: Just who is Obama? Posted by: foreverhope
» Just who is Obama? Posted by: foreverhope
» Just who is Obama? Posted by: foreverhope
» War mongers for Obama. Posted by: GuitarBill
» No, you can't Posted by: GuitarBill
» Answer Posted by: GuitarBill
» RE: Answer Posted by: GuitarBill
» GuitarBill Posted by: foreverhope
» RE: GuitarBill Posted by: GuitarBill
» RE: I have a question for you, Foreverhope. Posted by: wagnerrocks@gmail.com
» Are liberals that ignorant? Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist
» RE: Are liberals that ignorant? Posted by: GuitarBill
» Ok, show me an example of Krauthammers lying Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist
» RE: OK, show me an example of Krauthammers lying Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist
» I am not partisan but independent Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist
Have We Always Held Elections In the Pursuance of...
Posted by: ranchero42 on Sep 1, 2008 10:13 AM   
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failing to piss off the World? I'm all for Obama, but until this process is over and it's time for a group hug and a chorus or two of Kumbaya, who fucking cares WHAT the rest of the world thinks? Here's a thought: for the entire rest of this campaign season, shall we endeavor to stop handing talking points to the fascists on a fucking PLATTER?

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When spell checkers fail . . .
Posted by: eaanders on Sep 1, 2008 10:13 AM   
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"decisions made by the man sitting in the oval office 'effect' not only Americans"

It depends on what 'affect' you want to have!

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The end of a nightmare
Posted by: Hans B on Sep 1, 2008 10:31 AM   
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As a European, I have no illusion that Obama will bring equality, peace or an immediate end to environmental destruction. What he will bring, indubitably, is a return to normalcy.

Just 8 years ago, we (the international community) had a serious hope we could get together and lick global warming. We were working on expansions of human rights (the land mines treaty, the international court of justice, ...), not on their negation. We thought the internet, among other things, would democraticize information. Even when I listen to the music of a decade ago, I can hear the difference with today.

I think it's illusory to think that we can swing from the neocon revolution to a progressive one. We've got to get back to "normal" first despite its imperfections. The United States in particular has to prevent the neocons from gaining a decades-long majority on the Supreme Court.

That being said, Obama would have enormous goodwill abroad from Day One, and considering today's challenges, that's really important. Only Al Gore could mobilize the world even faster. And the choice of Biden, despite Biden's bad sides (his bad idea to partition Iraq, for example), shows that an Obama administration would be actively engaged in international cooperation, most especially as regards global warming.

It won't be heaven, but waking up from the Bush nightmare and finding that the world is as it used to be, would be a gigantic relief. We might even start hoping for a better world again.

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» Waking Up Posted by: LeaderofMen
» RE: The end of a nightmare Posted by: Johnny Hempseed
Smug, Self Righteous, Elitist
Posted by: Romans1 on Sep 1, 2008 10:39 AM   
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Once Obama had the nomination locked, he went to Europe seeking their approval before he came to us seeking ours. And he spent his entire trip apologizing for me. Well, I don't need him to apologize for me. In fact, I resent it. So do millions of other Americans. If he's so popular over there, let him run for President of the EU. If they think of him as the messiah, they can have him. If anyone thinks most Americans are going to accept Europe trying to tell us who to vote for, they're mistaken.

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» RE: Smug, Self Righteous, Elitist Posted by: wagnerrocks@gmail.com
So You Think Right Wing American Moms Won't Vote For Michelle's Husband?
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 11:51 AM   
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I think most Right Wing American Moms are fed up with their Cheating Husbands and getting bored with shagging the young white talent who come to service their mansions and swimming pools

But I must admit "Right Wing American Moms" are a force far more powerful than "Right Wing American Dads"

Light The Blue Touch Paper

And Stand Well Clear

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I Think It's Even Simpler Than That
Posted by: radical53 on Sep 1, 2008 2:52 PM   
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The points made are valid, but I like to simplify things when it makes sense. Most European countries have a party made up of 'social democrats'. They are not extremist or ideological parties and they often form coalitions with centrist or even center-right parties in order to form governing majorities. This is what Obama is all about. Sure, his basic values are progressive, but he wants to get things done, above all. He is a forward-looking pragmatist, which is what the country needs. Look at his health care plan; look at his willingness to strike compromises on energy policy. When he talks about bringing Republicans, Democrats, and Independents together to get the job done, he is simply talking about solving problems with intelligent compromises.

The fact that the Presidential race is so close is very depressing. It couldn't be much clearer that Obama is what the country needs right now. The ideas that offshore drilling will solve the energy crisis, individual choice will fix the healthcare system, and trickle-down economics will fix the economy are laughable at this point.

One other reason the rest of the world favors Obama is that he will pursue international cooperation and diplomacy much more than military intimidation. The current militarism will only lead to backlash from countries around the world, as we are now seeing in Russia, Iran, Venezuela, and China.

You can criticize Obama for his lack of experience, but his wisdom is something McCain just doesn't have.

If Obama loses, we doom ourselves to 4 years of McCain and the election of Hillary Clinton and the DLC in 2012. A solution to the energy crisis goes right out the window and we dig a hole so deep that it will be difficult to climb out.

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Someone Threw an Egg at Me Tonight and Hit Their Target From a Passing Car
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 4:11 PM   
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It wasn't a Political Thing

It was a Musical Thing

Anyhow - The nicest thing about these Egg Throwing Attackers whilst I was standing outside a music venue just outside South London was that they had one of their mates standing next to me talking to me when it happenned

It wasn't an act of violence

It was an act of LOVE

Yes - We Want to Play Here Too

It made my night

It's an English Thing

In England we throw eggs and rotten tomatoes

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I Was Standing Outside The Music Venue Because I Was Bored Shitless With The Old Farts Inside
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 4:32 PM   
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But It Is a BRILLIANT Music Venue

The Kids Just Want To Play

And I Had Recently Seriously Pissed Them Off

Thank God For a Reaction

Where we live the Music Goes Back a Very Long Time

And The Kid's Mum's and Dad's Are Inside Singing

SWeet Home Alabama for the 10,000,000th time

Can we please try a different tune please?

We can sing too

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Well I Really Felt The Egg - It Was Thrown Really Hard
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 5:05 PM   
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But It Did Miss My Balls By About 3 inches

And It Dribbled Slightly Above and To The Right -

Such That It Was Complelety Obvious That All This Egg White Stuff Was Not a Result Of Me Having a Quick Wank Over The Completely Beautiful Female Vocalist who turned up tonight who my wife compared with the Best in The Business

And I told her - what my wife said

And at first she didn't hear or understand what I was trying to say to her (it was incredibly loud)

Then This Completely Beautiful Young Blonde Girl Realised That WE Thought She Could SING

Its only a little grotty working class pub in England - South of London

But we get some of the Best Musicians in The WORLD occasionally turning up

I'm still trying to work out why

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If You Want Respect Don't Use a Condom - Pull It Out And SQuirt Over Her Tummy
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 5:46 PM   
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Look Condoms Are Crap - You Just Don't Get The Same Feel - and I am not a homosexual

I love women's vaginas

And have never ever put my dick up a womans bum or a mans for that matter

What's the point?

That is where shit comes from

The most beautiful taste in the world is when my tongue is deep inside my wife's vagina

I'm only telling the truth as I perceive it to be - if you Americans and Russians like sucking arseholes - then carry on - I couldn't give a shit

But I Love WOMEN and All Their Natural Juices

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Americans Should Listen To GreenDay
Posted by: opmoc on Sep 1, 2008 6:27 PM   
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Basket Case

Massive in England

Actually LONGVIEW


from The Album Dookie

Is My Favorite Greenday Song

And Yes I Did Buy The Album

And will be Dancing To It out in My Back Garden When I Have Finished Typing - on My Zen (adjusted so that I can defeat the EU imposed volume limits) on my Irish Sennheisers which I was relaibly informed can produce MASSIVE SOUND - with minimal sound leak so I don't piss off the neighbours

Though Masturbation Has Not Lost It's Fun

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One reason why world opinion can buy a cup of coffee...
Posted by: ABetterFuture on Sep 1, 2008 7:27 PM   
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...with $0.75:

non-citizens can't vote, and non-citizens don't matter, except as emotional lightening rods used by the "open borders v. minutemen" clash of idiots.

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So you think we will have change?
Posted by: douglashoyt on Sep 2, 2008 9:26 PM   
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Foreigners are as deluded about the American system as Americans.

There is no real choice here in America. The elections are rigged from the start. All the candidates are not given fair coverage, radio or TV exposure.

The issues are presented by the ruling corporate elite with no input from the population.

The American dream is just that a "dream."

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Who cares what the other countries think?
Posted by: rickiey on Sep 3, 2008 10:46 AM   
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I support Barack Obama, but I couldn't care less that the rest of the world outside our borders does.

Quite frankly, one of the biggest problems in the US is trying to gain foreign popularity. We were much more popular when we weren't trying so hard.

The rest of the world polls showed JFK to be the worst possible choice, but history has shown the American choice to be the right one in that regard.

As for Kerry in 2004, even I voted against him. Because his premises were insane, thats why. Not as insane as McCain, but they were up there. We should have gotten Gore as a choice instead.

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