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Rapping Republicans? 6 Hilarious Moments When Conservatives Tried -- and Failed -- to Be Cool

Julianne Escobedo Shepherd, AlterNet. May 23, 2012.

Right-wingers often try to shoehorn themselves into pop culture. They almost always fail -- and America collectively cringes.

Chuck Norris: Health Reform = Aborted Jesus

Tana Ganeva, AlterNet. December 15, 2009.

Norris brings his fine political mind to the battle over health reform.

Health Policy Expert Chuck Norris Weighs in on Reform Debate

Ryan Grim, Huffington Post. August 11, 2009.

Finally.

Not Even Chuck Norris Can Save the GOP

Paul Waldman, The American Prospect. May 16, 2009.

Celebrities and everymans are the pundits of choice for the GOP. Is it any wonder Republicans are in total chaos?

Watch Out World: Chuck Norris Wants to Be President of Texas

Melissa McEwan, Shakesville. April 20, 2009.

Texas, where in the future choking a political opponent will not be considered a liability, but evidence of sufficient manliness to lead the nation.

Chuck Norris Goes on the War Path for Red States

Thers, Whiskey Fire. July 15, 2008.

Self-described "black-belt patriot" wants to remove 385 representatives so small "red states" have the same influence as Cali.

The Chuckabee Show Hits New Hampshire

Alexander Zaitchik, AlterNet. January 8, 2008.

It isn't Huckabee's Iowa win that's packing events in N.H. -- it's the promise of seeing B-movie tough guy Chuck Norris.

Huckabee's Call to Soldiers in Christ’s Army: "Obey Orders"

Trish, Pensito Review. January 7, 2008.

Do we really want a president who believes he signed his life over to Christ? Or anyone else, for that matter?

LA Times Misses Fake US History Tie in To TX Bible Class Bill

Bruce Wilson, April 16, 2007.

Bruce Wilson: Chuck Norris Missed It Too