McCain Does a Google on the Blackberry He Invented

McCain desperately tries to shed his Luddite image when it comes to technology.

Seems someone is desperately trying to shed his Luddite image when it comes to technology.  You see, Old Man McCain doesn't need to be able to use a computer, surf the Internets, or know what Google really is, because he's invented the Blackberry.  I guess McCain and Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens have more in common than just Sarah Palin's support for the Bridge to Nowhere.  Hey, if you believe McCain invented the Blackberry, then I have a bridge in Alaska to sell you!

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